That's all folks

It's fucking funny. One of my favourites films has an stupid quote. It's "Use soap".

I tried. I tried to take the bar of soap in my hand. I think it was there. Smelling fine, so wet,... And then, someone accidentally bumped into me and took the soap from the floor. Too late for me, 'cause I bent down to pick it up and I was fucked in the ass.


I'm thinking on that feeling. Maybe it's the only way. Maybe I need to rob a bank and go to jail. There is only one bar of soap in prison...